{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Stay Fuckin’ PositIve","home_page_url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com","description":"Stay Fuckin’ PositIve","author":{"name":"Stay Fuckin’ PositIve"},"items":[{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/junior-johnsons-midnight-moon-moonshine---apple-pie","html_content":"

There’s a few sensations that instantaneously bring your mind back to your adolescent years: lying in bed on a Saturday morning, awakened by the sunlight through the window, with nothing on your agenda except mowing the ...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/junior-johnsons-midnight-moon-moonshine---apple-pie","title":"Junior Johnson's Midnight Moon Moonshine - Apple Pie","summary":"There’s a few sensations that instantaneously bring your mind back to your adolescent years: lying in bed on a Saturday morning, awakened by the sunlight through the window, with nothing on your agenda except mowing the ...","date_modified":"2026-09-10T15:45:04Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/van-winkle-special-reserve-12-year-lot-b","html_content":"

I popped into the newest bar in town to see what the buzz was about. It was supposed to be classy, with upscale vibes and expertly mixed cocktails. Well, I don’t really do cocktails, but I figured a place like that might...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/van-winkle-special-reserve-12-year-lot-b","title":"Van Winkle Special Reserve 12 Year Lot B","summary":"I popped into the newest bar in town to see what the buzz was about. It was supposed to be classy, with upscale vibes and expertly mixed cocktails. Well, I don’t really do cocktails, but I figured a place like that might...","date_modified":"2026-09-05T03:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/blend-285-signature","html_content":"

Jesus fuckin’ Christ.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/blend-285-signature","title":"Blend 285 Signature","summary":"Jesus fuckin’ Christ.","date_modified":"2026-09-03T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-boss-hog-xiii-the-golden-pharaoh-straight-rye","html_content":"

This is my first review in a couple of weeks. I’ve just been in a bad mood lately, I knew this bottle was the next one I wanted to review, and I wanted to make sure I went into it feeling alright.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-boss-hog-xiii-the-golden-pharaoh-straight-rye","title":"WhistlePig Boss Hog XIII 'The Golden Pharaoh' Straight Rye","summary":"This is my first review in a couple of weeks. I’ve just been in a bad mood lately, I knew this bottle was the next one I wanted to review, and I wanted to make sure I went into it feeling alright.","date_modified":"2026-08-31T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/the-table-san-jose-ca","html_content":"

I looked this place up online and saw they had chicken-fried steak. I got there a little after 9:00 am, got seated, and was handed a menu suspiciously void of any chicken-fried steak. As I cycled through a range of emoti...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/the-table-san-jose-ca","title":"The Table (San Jose, CA)","summary":"I looked this place up online and saw they had chicken-fried steak. I got there a little after 9:00 am, got seated, and was handed a menu suspiciously void of any chicken-fried steak. As I cycled through a range of emoti...","date_modified":"2026-08-16T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/michters-us1-kentucky-straight-bourbon","html_content":"

I had it neat, but I should have poured it over a large cube. This small-batch has a little punch to the throat if you’re not expecting it, like when a fat girl learns Krav Maga because her hot friends do but then she im...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/michters-us1-kentucky-straight-bourbon","title":"Michter's US1 Kentucky Straight Bourbon","summary":"I had it neat, but I should have poured it over a large cube. This small-batch has a little punch to the throat if you’re not expecting it, like when a fat girl learns Krav Maga because her hot friends do but then she im...","date_modified":"2026-08-11T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/juniors%E2%80%99-tracy-ca","html_content":"

Juniors’ in Tracy, California, has a Philly cheesesteak on their menu. Big deal, right? Lots of restaurants do. But the fact that they actually serve it on an Amoroso’s roll instead of some generic hoagie roll, and witho...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/juniors%E2%80%99-tracy-ca","title":"Juniors’ (Tracy, CA)","summary":"Juniors’ in Tracy, California, has a Philly cheesesteak on their menu. Big deal, right? Lots of restaurants do. But the fact that they actually serve it on an Amoroso’s roll instead of some generic hoagie roll, and witho...","date_modified":"2026-08-09T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/duss%C3%A9-vsop","html_content":"

Okay, I’ll admit that I bought this bottle because I thought the design was appropriate for the bar at my house that used to be a church.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/duss%C3%A9-vsop","title":"D'Ussé VSOP","summary":"Okay, I’ll admit that I bought this bottle because I thought the design was appropriate for the bar at my house that used to be a church.","date_modified":"2026-08-09T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/savage-cooke-cask-finished-rye-whiskey","html_content":"

California has the most wineries in the United States. It also boasts the highest total number of known serial killers in the U.S. and some of the most fertile and productive farmland in the world.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/savage-cooke-cask-finished-rye-whiskey","title":"Savage & Cooke Cask Finished Rye Whiskey","summary":"California has the most wineries in the United States. It also boasts the highest total number of known serial killers in the U.S. and some of the most fertile and productive farmland in the world.","date_modified":"2026-08-07T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/jp%E2%80%99s-bistro-martinez-ca","html_content":"

I thought I was walking into some serious trouble here.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/jp%E2%80%99s-bistro-martinez-ca","title":"JP’s Bistro (Martinez, CA)","summary":"I thought I was walking into some serious trouble here.","date_modified":"2026-08-05T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/repeal-oak-fired-steakhouse-louisville-ky","html_content":"

Chicken Fried Chicken!

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/repeal-oak-fired-steakhouse-louisville-ky","title":"Repeal Oak-Fired Steakhouse (Louisville, KY)","summary":"Chicken Fried Chicken!","date_modified":"2026-08-02T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/the-whistlepig-vault---louisville-ky","html_content":"

This is day two of a two-day visit. I’m too inebriated to review each pour. Just know that I had an amazing experience here and that everything is awesome and this place is like Disney World for those who are at least 21...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/the-whistlepig-vault---louisville-ky","title":"The WhistlePig Vault - Louisville, KY","summary":"This is day two of a two-day visit. I’m too inebriated to review each pour. Just know that I had an amazing experience here and that everything is awesome and this place is like Disney World for those who are at least 21...","date_modified":"2026-08-01T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-the-boss-hog-x---the-commandments","html_content":"

This shit is bonkers!

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-the-boss-hog-x---the-commandments","title":"WhistlePig: The Boss Hog X - The Commandments","summary":"This shit is bonkers!","date_modified":"2026-07-31T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/wild-eggs-louisville-ky","html_content":"

Kentucky Fried Chicken’s chicken-fried steak severely disappointed me. I knew it wasn’t how they did it in the motherland, so I went there. Possibly due to the presence of the KFC Yum! Center there, Google Maps sent me t...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/wild-eggs-louisville-ky","title":"Wild Eggs (Louisville, KY)","summary":"Kentucky Fried Chicken’s chicken-fried steak severely disappointed me. I knew it wasn’t how they did it in the motherland, so I went there. Possibly due to the presence of the KFC Yum! Center there, Google Maps sent me t...","date_modified":"2026-07-31T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/tanqueray-london-dry-gin","html_content":"

London is universally known for a few trademarks: their lackadaisical approach to dentistry, their dialect that is practically indecipherable without closed captioning, and their own style of non-aged, distilled, clear l...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/tanqueray-london-dry-gin","title":"Tanqueray London Dry Gin","summary":"London is universally known for a few trademarks: their lackadaisical approach to dentistry, their dialect that is practically indecipherable without closed captioning, and their own style of non-aged, distilled, clear l...","date_modified":"2026-07-30T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/kurvball-original-barbecue-whiskey","html_content":"

Have you ever been in the mood for a juicy brisket but then you remember that you had a salad and some cottage cheese for lunch and now you’re worried about the negative effects of overloading on protein and iron, plus y...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/kurvball-original-barbecue-whiskey","title":"Kurvball Original Barbecue Whiskey","summary":"Have you ever been in the mood for a juicy brisket but then you remember that you had a salad and some cottage cheese for lunch and now you’re worried about the negative effects of overloading on protein and iron, plus y...","date_modified":"2026-07-29T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-18-year-old-double-malt-straight-rye","html_content":"

You know what I like most about this rye? It’s the way that it’s perfect in every way.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-18-year-old-double-malt-straight-rye","title":"WhistlePig 18 Year Old Double Malt Straight Rye","summary":"You know what I like most about this rye? It’s the way that it’s perfect in every way.","date_modified":"2026-07-28T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-10-year-small-batch-rye","html_content":"

This shit’s amazing, and it’s not even close to being WhistlePig’s top-tier stuff, or even mid-tier. It’s towards the lower end, price-wise, but it seems like WhistlePig doesn’t make bottom-shelf rye.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-10-year-small-batch-rye","title":"WhistlePig 10-Year Small Batch Rye","summary":"This shit’s amazing, and it’s not even close to being WhistlePig’s top-tier stuff, or even mid-tier. It’s towards the lower end, price-wise, but it seems like WhistlePig doesn’t make bottom-shelf rye.","date_modified":"2026-07-27T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/lot-no-40-canadian-rye-whisky","html_content":"

I’m kinda torn on this one. I mean, on one hand, I love rye whisky, and this stuff is heavy on the rye. But on the other hand, as an adult, hetero, American male, I fuckin’ hate all things Canadian, with three obvious un...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/lot-no-40-canadian-rye-whisky","title":"Lot No. 40 Canadian Rye Whisky","summary":"I’m kinda torn on this one. I mean, on one hand, I love rye whisky, and this stuff is heavy on the rye. But on the other hand, as an adult, hetero, American male, I fuckin’ hate all things Canadian, with three obvious un...","date_modified":"2026-07-24T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/jack-daniel%E2%80%99s---sinatra-select","html_content":"

Have you ever had that one neighbor who was like, “Hey, John, nice Toyota Camry, you poor piece of shit! Check out my new Lexus ES 350.” And then you’re like, “Fuck you, Steve! You’re paying extra for the clout, you godd...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/jack-daniel%E2%80%99s---sinatra-select","title":"Jack Daniel’s - Sinatra Select","summary":"Have you ever had that one neighbor who was like, “Hey, John, nice Toyota Camry, you poor piece of shit! Check out my new Lexus ES 350.” And then you’re like, “Fuck you, Steve! You’re paying extra for the clout, you godd...","date_modified":"2026-07-23T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/kentucky-fried-chicken-tracy-ca","html_content":"

Yes, KFC has chicken-fried steak.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/kentucky-fried-chicken-tracy-ca","title":"Kentucky Fried Chicken (Tracy, CA)","summary":"Yes, KFC has chicken-fried steak.","date_modified":"2026-07-22T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/habaneros","html_content":"

I hate vodka. Everyone who knows me knows this. But this vanilla and habanero pepper flavored vodka doesn’t quite go down like vodka. It’s a shooter, for sure, but you could probably find a use for it in a fruity cocktai...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/habaneros","title":"Habaneros","summary":"I hate vodka. Everyone who knows me knows this. But this vanilla and habanero pepper flavored vodka doesn’t quite go down like vodka. It’s a shooter, for sure, but you could probably find a use for it in a fruity cocktai...","date_modified":"2026-07-21T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/murrietas-well-cabernet-sauvignon-2021","html_content":"

I don’t drink a lot of wine, but when I do, I like it dark and red and dry, like the girl who sold me cherries in the Home Depot parking lot this afternoon.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/murrietas-well-cabernet-sauvignon-2021","title":"Murrieta's Well Cabernet Sauvignon 2021","summary":"I don’t drink a lot of wine, but when I do, I like it dark and red and dry, like the girl who sold me cherries in the Home Depot parking lot this afternoon.","date_modified":"2026-07-20T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/buttercup-concord-ca","html_content":"

I’ll tell you where I fucked up. I reviewed this place too early in the rotation and now the bar’s set a bit too high for all the places that follow.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/buttercup-concord-ca","title":"ButtercuP (Concord, CA)","summary":"I’ll tell you where I fucked up. I reviewed this place too early in the rotation and now the bar’s set a bit too high for all the places that follow.","date_modified":"2026-07-19T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/that-boutique-y-whisky-company-single-malt-irish-whiskey","html_content":"

Feel free to judge this whiskey by its label.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/that-boutique-y-whisky-company-single-malt-irish-whiskey","title":"That Boutique-y Whisky Company Single Malt Irish Whiskey","summary":"Feel free to judge this whiskey by its label.","date_modified":"2026-07-17T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/don-julio-1942","html_content":"

I don’t currently have this tequila in my collection at home, but I very soon will after trying it at my favorite downtown bar.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/don-julio-1942","title":"Don Julio 1942","summary":"I don’t currently have this tequila in my collection at home, but I very soon will after trying it at my favorite downtown bar.","date_modified":"2026-07-16T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/crystal-head","html_content":"

Great, more celebrity-affiliated bullshit.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/crystal-head","title":"Crystal Head","summary":"Great, more celebrity-affiliated bullshit.","date_modified":"2026-07-15T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/three-hearts---first-edition","html_content":"

I’m not a rum guy. Rum is typically too sweet for me, and Three Hearts is definitely sweet. And I also typically don’t go for the celebrity-affiliated alcohol brands, but Johnny Depp has been a pirate for quite a while n...

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/three-hearts---first-edition","title":"Three Hearts - First Edition","summary":"I’m not a rum guy. Rum is typically too sweet for me, and Three Hearts is definitely sweet. And I also typically don’t go for the celebrity-affiliated alcohol brands, but Johnny Depp has been a pirate for quite a while n...","date_modified":"2026-07-14T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-smokestack","html_content":"

This one doesn’t have an overpoweringly strong flavor, but I take it over a big ice cube, anyway. For some reason, the ice brings out the smoke flavor.

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/whistlepig-smokestack","title":"WhistlePig Smokestack","summary":"This one doesn’t have an overpoweringly strong flavor, but I take it over a big ice cube, anyway. For some reason, the ice brings out the smoke flavor.","date_modified":"2026-07-13T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/bills-cafe-pleasanton-ca","html_content":"

Way to ruin my fuckin’ diet, Bill!

","url":"https://stayfuckinpositive.com/the-reviews/f/bills-cafe-pleasanton-ca","title":"Bill's Cafe (Pleasanton, CA)","summary":"Way to ruin my fuckin’ diet, Bill!","date_modified":"2026-07-11T19:00:00Z"}]}